If you are trying to figure out what’s the newest brain crusher for you wackos out there, I’m sure you’ll love the latest iPhone application called simply – the "Sex Meter" and available at Apple’s "App Store" online.

Now, remember those private moments, when the temporary absence (for some of you nerds – total absence) of a sex mate around you, finally gives you the urge to pull out and play that old hidden VHS tape or that fakely packed DVD. On the other hand, for those of you tech mongers, you can simply browse all spam filled "Free Sex” sites, while for really all the rest - romantic driven souls, your escape pod can easily remain nothing else, but your down-to-earth crappy sexual fantasy. Just rest your back comfortably, unzip that zipper or pull up that skirt and get ready for some handy workout?

"Darn", I’d say – I’ve been through all that. I need little more fun…

Well, here comes that new gadget, BUT don’t think your fingers will remain obsolete! The “Sex Meter” takes full control of your iPhone’s touch sensors and accelerator capabilities, to adequately present you with nearly as much fun, as while you were doing the “other” thing with your hands. I know you’re not easy to talk about it seriously, but why everybody feels it’s such a great idea to pull out that theme while joking among friends and buddies? Why, are we both equally repelled and attracted to this “banned” fruit of our everyday sexual life? Admit it. Simply, because secretly we all do it and love it…